Funny Quotes from Golfers

Golf is a game of glory and humiliation. You can shoot a birdie on one hole and hit it onto the roof of a house on the next. They have yet to build the rollercoaster that can even remotely compare and golfers know it as these quotes show.

1. I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf. - John Daly

2. You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. - Lee Trevino

3. Drive for show, Putt for dough, Shank for comic relief.

4. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

5. I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

6. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.

7. In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base. - Ken Harrelson

8. They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken. - Raymond Floyd

9. Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. - Harry Vardon

10. Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.

11. Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course. - Lee Trevino

12. Play it as it lies is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is Wear it if it clashes. - Henry Beard

13. How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice. - Lee Trevino

14. The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

15. The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. - Pete Dye

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Aazdak Alisimo writes golf course articles for GolfClubCourse.com.

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